I found out that i had this post saved for some time now. Okay, so here goes. Recently i’m stress out of my head for the dinner and dance coming up for our company. So off iw ent calling up suppliers in regards for sponsorship of the gifts.

So expected, they arn’t exactly what I’ll call nice.

*those in bold is spoken by me.

“Hi good morning!”
“Urm.”
“May i speak to Mr Toh pls?”
“Arr-station”
“.. sorry?”
“Arrr station”
“Erm.. out station?” What the hell is that?
“Yah.”
“Erm, you mean he’s not around?”
“Yah.”
“Oh okay. Thanks by-..
*hang up*

And.. i got hanged up. ):

“Hi good morning!”
“Yah?”
“I’m calling from Bintan Resort Ferries, was wondering if you receive any fax regarding our sponsorship of prizes for Dnd?”
“Uh? No, we didn’t receive anything.”
“Oh, cause i send the fax over some time ago. Should i fax it over again?”
“What number did you fax to?”
“6XXX XXX”
“No, it’s completely wrong.”
“Oh really? Than what’s your fax number?” Ohgosh, so embrassing! Super supervisor gimme so many wrong information. GGRRR.
“What company are you looking for?”
“XXX company?”
“You got it wrong.”
“Ohh, so what company are you?”
“Who are you looking for?”
“No i mean, you said i got the wrong fax right? So what company is this?”
“It doesn’t matter. Who are you looking for?”
“… er.. oo..okay. Thanks.” Bitch.
*hang up*

I wonder how much mean-er can they get?

*ring ring ring*
*more ring ring ring*
“Auto machine: The number you just called.”
*5 seconds*
“Is currently unavailable!” <- very cheery voice!
“…”

-.-” What a happy machine i must say.

“Ring ring ring”
“Blossom paper product pte ltd”
*pause for 5 second*
“Hi, i’m calli-”
“Hi, i’m currently not at my desk, blahh”
“…” Oh, it’s a recorded voice.

I have no idea whether to be amuse or to puke blood.

Anyway, i was on my mum’s bed dying to pee but was unable to cause my mum’s in the toilet taking her own sweet time so i threaten to pee in her bed.

“Mummy, i need to pee. Urgently.“
“Come and pee la.”
“You think the toilet very big is it?”
“Than you wait awhile lor.”
“Cannot! I want to pee already. Okay, i’m going to pee in your bed.”
“Hm.” *ignores me*
“Mummy..”
“What?”
“What will you do if i really pee in your bed ah?”
“Go to your room lor”
“Huh? For what?”
“Pee on your bed lar!”
“….”