May 6, 2007
See la! If i never update it’s one week or more. And when i finally do, 2 in a day! =.=
Anyway, an inspiration hit me hard in the head (not literally you moron.) and BOM! I made a blog skin.
This one is about friends. (:
Screenshot:
P.S THIS WORKS IN FIREFOX ONLY. IF YOU WANT THE CODES FOR IE, EMAIL ME.
You can preview it Here!
To comment or download it, go here!
I’m adding this to 
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April 21, 2007
Heellllloooooooooooo!!!
I have extremely lazy busy so that explains the lack of posts. (:
WHAT! Don’t look at me like that. I’M busy. No! I wasn’t watching tv just now. I’m just erm.. erm.. resting my eyes. Honest!
Anyway, i just started a community in LJ. It’s called justmyportfolio.
Bascially all my artsy pantsy ya dah ya dah stuff will be appearing there. (:
If you’re a Lj user, go join member hor! I will love you very strong!
Click on the image above to go over now!
April 6, 2007
Hello peeps!
It’s been so freaking long since i made any blogskins isn’t it? Well, i made one yesterday. And i *ehem* lurve it. (:
I forgot to mention: this only works in Internet Explorer!! ):
BUT!
If you want it to work in firefox, pls edit these in the div id=blog area:
Change the top to 0 and left to 200.
top: 0; left:200;
Like that it should work in firefox but not in IE. So choose which you want ba! (:
Here’s a screenshot of how it looked like:
Click here for a preview!
Click here to download!
I’ve added this to my blogskin acct.
Do go over and comment or rate it if you can hor!! If you’re too lazy, comment here ba! (:
I’m so happpy!
February 11, 2007
Well, i spend my saturday night editing a video. A video about an angel, an angel that bought smiles to my face. (:
Enjoy.
February 3, 2007
You know what? I used to inspire to be a writer. No kidding, i love writing. And while browsing and clearing some files on my computer, i saw this. Some story i wrote quite some time ago, in fact i think, years ago. a story i named, “The diary of Jessica Swan.”
2nd Feb. 2005
Drats. Today is the day every single highlander dreads. One of the most demoralizing, both physiologically and psychologically demanding thing that is required from us, fellow teenagers who dearly NEEDS no such crap.
Today everyone, boys and girls (of cause there isn’t anyone here to look at what I just wrote except for you, diary. If there IS someone else other than me and diary reading this, you’re cursed for eternally! How dare you peek into the most sophisticated and down right personal world of mine?! You ought to be severely punished.)
Okay now where was I? Oh right, today is the start of the new term. School. Those 5 alphabets putted together in such an order that truly defines the meaning of doom. Pure torture. As usual, Kate is being her usual bitchy self. Flirting with all the boys especially MY Dave. Running her hands into her hair and flipping it left and right, which is very admirable if you think about it.
How the hell did she manage to do both that while she pouts her lips and talks in a high pitch that’s suppose to be in a seductive way (which personally I think sounded more like how a chicken will sound when it sees the butcher knife.) and still managed not to sprain her neck!? She must have been practicing.
However though, Dave (ohh, I love writing that name. Dave. Such a beautiful name.) didn’t seem interested (HA! There you go for Kate! He ain’t interested in you!). Instead he look disgusted cause he has far better taste than to find someone who shrieks, rather than speaks, attractive (although Rachel did point out that it’s probably cause Ricky accidentally stepped on he’s feet.) But it’s okay. I know someday he’ll come sweep me off my feet declaring he’s undying love for me. Someday. But I hope it comes soon though. I’m running out of mascara to dazzle him with.
3 Feb. 2005
Double geometry class followed straight by 2hours of gym class is total hell enough to send the sanest person nuts. Mr Minsh is totally insane. Running one lap is already killing me but 3?! That’s totally unreasonable! What? He thinks he’s training some Olympic runners or something? I mean just look at me! Unless you’re totally blind or is suffering from some visibility sickness, you’ll see that I’m more of those classy, chic kind of girl. Not a sweaty out of breath female! And getting me to run like that is totally inhuman and is sabotaging my classy look! Grr. He should get a life.
I heard rumors saying he hates kids. Bad childhood or something. Guess it’s so totally true since he’s so obviously out to kill us! And to make things worse, just when I’m trying hard to stay alive by feeding my lungs with the oxygen it deserves, Dave ran pass me like some super model. He even smiled at me! I practically died there!
Come to think of it, I wished I died there. I’m sweating and out of breath and my hair is in such a mess. Okay, in short, I look like I just been through world war 2. Which is extremely demoralizing. How am I suppose to show him I’m made for him when he sees me in such a state?! Oh gosh!
Did he smile as in – you’re so cute when you’re out of breath or was it a –you look so gross I can’t help but laugh at you?! This is an EMERGENCY! Oh my god! Mr. Minsh! You’re officially being HATED. I’m so not going to voted for you when year end come the popular teacher stuff. Better talk to Rachel about this first thing tomorrow morning. Oh my badly distraught soul . . .
4th Feb. 2005
Went to school in an extremely bad mood. I can almost see the cloud of doom hovering above my head everytime I look into the mirror. Due to the lack of sleep (been thinking about the smile and sick with worry), I found that I look like a panda which has escaped from the local zoo.
However though, with my heavy eye linear and mascara, I look kind of gothic. Which is kind of cool. (haha!) Anyway, Told Rachel about my heartbreaking worry and she tried to console me (although I wonder if she fully understands the meaning of ‘console’. She told me that at least Dave didn’t burst out laughing.)
As you might guess, I’m still feeling a little low. However, perhaps god or whoever is up there took pity of my fragile soul and understands that I, Jessica swan, has suffered tremendous amount of torture but yet still stood tall with grace and should be rewarded, something that I had secretly been wishing would happen HAPPENED! Here’s what happened. Scene is at the school cafeteria. :
Kate: “Hey swan. Fancy seeing you here! Thought you might be somewhere at the pond or something.” (if I wasn’t feeling so depress, I would gladly ‘accidentally’ topple my plate of food on that white shirt of hers.)
Rachel: “Shut up Kate. Leave her alone. She had a rough day” (See? She might be mean sometimes but she’s still my friend.)
Kate: “Ohh. I’m so scared. What can you do to me anyway? Spray Cream all over me?”
That’s when she turn and walked away sneering like she won the battle (which she obviously didn’t). But something miraculous happened. She slipped and landed head flat into her “FULL OF CREAM” strawberry cake.
The whole cafeteria roared with laughter. As for me, I had tears in my eyes. Tears of joy. I’ll never forget the look on her face. Classic. That’s when I said “No. We won’t spray cream on you. We just have to watch you fall flat into them.”
We walked away dignifiedly and as we’re walking, I heard some people cheered. Man, I felt like a heroine. And this totally cheered me up. I even caught Dave checking me out (Luckily I wore that super cute skirt I bought the other day). Came home smiling like an idiot. Even Leo’s usual vicious comments didn’t bother me. Mum and Dad were impressed.
… to be continued.
Are you surprise to see ‘highlander’, ‘cafeteria’ and stuff like that? Bascially i was trying to copy the writing style of the books i’ve read. And we all know, they are mostly from overseas.
If you’re wondering why the diary only consists of 3 entries, that’s because i got bored and stop writing. *gulity*
Basically, that’s my problem. I love writing but i will never be able to finish it before i get bored. Ohh well, there’s a reason why i’m still a student and not a freaking rich writer like harry potter’s case right?
December 11, 2006
Decided to do some photoshop to keep my mind of some irritating stuff that is going on.
RAH.
This has been added to my DeviantART.
December 11, 2006
Now you have pissed me off.
Bloodly hell.
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P.S Side track from me totally cool post, check out my purple eyes man! I DID THE PHOTOSHOP~ NANNY NANNY POO POO.
Shit, my post isn’t cool anymore. Arggh.
This has been added to my DeviantART.
December 8, 2006
I have no idea why but i’m suddenly in the mood to make some magic. So off i am snapping pictures of my friends who very unwilling to be my models for the day.
I hope they won’t really regret cause i’ve given them flawless glowly beautiful skin, zap off their eye bags, proffff off their pimples along with their dark eye rings and flick off their black heads.
In short, i gave them the magic make over. Don’t believe you see lor..
[Caution: Expect quite alot of photos. So go get yourself a cup of tea and make yourself comfortable while you wait for it to load.]
Original Photo;
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After some magic;
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After some more magic;
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What i’ve done;
-Remove blemishes on face and neck
-Put in some glow
-Remove eye bags
-Remove wrinkles
Original Photo;
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Apologise for this photo. When i was editing it, it was in a better quality but i save wrongly in jpeg format which really worsen it and made it pixelated.
After some magic;
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After some more magic;
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What i’ve done;
-Remove blemishes on face and neck
-Put in some glow
Original Photo;
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After some magic;
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After some more magic;
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What i’ve done;
-Remove blemishes on face
-Put in some glow
-Reduce wrinkles on forehead
-Brighten image
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Pretty right? Beautiful right?
Told you so.
November 26, 2006
It’s a lazy sunday and guess what the cousins are up to?
First, prepare a big mixture of JUNK FOOD.
Next, present cousin number one.
Followed by cousin two.
Put in a book with pictures.
AND GET DOWN TO SOME GOOD OLD FASHION DRAWING!
Throw in some cam whoring.
Mix with a couple of hours.
And you get..
So what do you think? (:
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