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Shyt!

I’m thinking of switching to blogger again. ):

Yah, i know. AGAIN. *roll eyes*

I’m so fickle minded i can die.

But i love the functions wordpress have to offer! But i’m sick of having not much control over the html. (aka cannot change nice nice skins.)

ARGH. Should i? Should i?

): ): ):

*Updated:

I just realise that blogger had changed to Beta something and html won’t work. =.=

AND TELL ME WHATS THE USE OF BEING ABLE TO EDIT YOUR LAYOUT WHEN HTML WUN WORK?

ta ma de….

…my computer screen was broken by my baby cousin who smashed it with my mouse and my dog ate my keyboard and crapped little alphabets on my CPU causing it be jammed and i accidentally spill milk onto my speaker and it went KABOM! and now my computer is reduced to on big piece of blackish looking trash.

Why are you looking at me like that? It’s true!

It took me about a week to fix it! On. My. Own.

Be proud of me. I know i am. (:

Did i tell you i’m going to Taiwan? Like TAIWAN, T-A-I-W-A-N. Yes, where anyhow anyhow walk i also might bump into Jacky Wu, Nono, Kang Kang? Did i tell you?

NO PARENTS! HIGH DAO!!!

And yes baby! It’s back to school!

Shorts + bigbig tees + slippers = LOVE.

Me like~ :)

No, I’m not ending this bl0g. (at least not yet)

Just that I’m tagged by Mr SotongZai and i have to write a post as if it’s my last post.

If this is my last post, i guess all i will write is,

Thanks for reading me. Nice to have you with me, good bye. Peace.

-End-

Why am i cool about it? Well, if there is a last post on my blog, most probably it meant that I’m bored of blogging and has gone MIA. But in a few months time when my fingers start itching again, you’ll see a new blog mysteriously appear with my name and my picture and my post there.

But on a more serious thought, if this is my last post ever. What will i write?

But what will make it my last post in the first place, could it be i’m dying or computers and laptops are going to become extinct? The latter seem unlikely because if computers and laptop are going extinct, it will mean that something even better or hi-tech is coming out.

So if there is a last post, it must meant i’m dying.

Dying of what? I don’t want to die of disease, i don’t want to die of accident and i don’t want to be stab to death. I only want to die of natural death like old age.

Okay, here goes my last post as if i’m dying of old age in approximately 10 mins. No, i take longer than that to type, i don’t want my last post to be dangling halfway!

Correction: Okay, here goes my last post as if i’m dying of old age in approximately 100 minutes.

Ehem, hi everybody. I have a very important news to break to all of you. I’m dying and this is my very last post to all of you.

If you want to come over and holler at me for not returning you the 20 cents that i borrowed from you last year or if you want to come over to hit me for using your pencil without your permission, you can come over. I’ll be on my bed waiting death.

But be quick because i’ll only be alive for another 1 hour or so. (i know i wrote 100 mins but i must minus away the time taken to write this post and posting it.)

But please, no matter where you hit, not the face.

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Erm, i’m wearing a black shirt and shorts.

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It is very comfortable.

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The weather is really nice and windy right now.

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Gee, what do people write when they are dying?!

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ERms.. lastly goodbye?

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Okay! I give up! I have no idea what to write for my last post. I shall just go MIA when the time for ‘that last post’ comes.

I tag Charmayne, Yongkailoon, Michael, WeiDe and Juan!

What you(the tagged ones) have to do is to post a post as if it’s your last post. And when u’re done, tag 5 more people! (: Have fun!

OH ME GOSH!

My blogskin: Bemydoll` Queenofyours_#1 is one of the top 15 rated! Everyone gave me 5 stars!

I’m oh so very happy can! (:

The results are yesterday night. Compared to past sem, i’ve improved!

But still no sign of As. ):
But at least i get Bs this time?

I had a chat with my cousin some time ago and i invited her for a sleepover. But she rejected me very forcefully with the bold and capital letters with exclaimation mark style with the reason of the spooks.

Somehow i’m kind of sad from that. So that’s what sparks off the emo entry.

Is my house really that scary? (I know it’s scary but such things never happen when i’m with someone. Only when i’m alone..)

Oh well, nevermind.

I’m going to blog about all the ghostly encounters in one long entry someday. Than i wonder how many people will get spooked. Hell, maybe those ghost hunters or something might even visit my house. (:

Aye aye aye.

Work had been extremely tiring. Everyday it’s the same.

After work, sleep in dad’s car.
Reach home, imediately faint on my bed and i’m knock out for 2 hours. (And i’m the kind that will not go to bed if i’m not bathe. But since work start, i guess i cant help it. ):)
Wake up eat, bathe and on the computer for 1 hour max.
Go to bed and sleep.

My eyes are getting darker panda style.  @.@

See? I have no life. I hate working life.

You know i always have this idea about life.

we grow up -> study -> work -> get married -> have kids -> time to die.

):

And ms tan zhi juan, when you want to meet me? Your birthday is over for so long and your present is rotting alrdy.

P.S I realise my ghostly encounters seems to attract commentors. (: interesting. XD

Maybe i should blog about my encounters in the past. (Only i will blog about them when i’m in the office, i will never blog about when i’m in my room. I just have this thinking that if i blog about it in my room, the thing will know i know about it and haunt me even more. Confusing isn’t it?)

Should i or should i not. hmmmmms. 

What do you think, my friends?

Take a break, have a coffeeMilo!

Guess what? I made my second cup of milotoday! Whoooo, what a historical moment. What? Why you looking at me like that?

I SCOOP THE MILO AND SUGAR AND POUR HOT WATER INTO MY NYP CUP THAN I STIR THAN GOT MILO WAN HOR!

Stop looking at me like that. It’s amazing okay!

 Anyway, on a totally random note, a thought hit me today.

I was on the bus going to work and there’s news reporting about bird flu and people dying and stuff.

Remember when SARS break out? Someone (i can’t remember is it my teacher or some friends or whoever) told me that scientist found out that every god-knows-many years, there will be either a massive flood or earthquake or whatever human killing event that will reduce the human population. This is mother natural’s way of preventing the earth from being over populated.

And scientist also predicted next blood war should have happened by it has not? So perhaps SARS is like the ‘blood war’. My point is when i heard the news today about more people dead for bird flu, i’m thinking.. “BLOOD WAR”!!

But than again, another thought hit me. You know how in cartoons where evil villians release germs or whatever to take over the world? And in cartoons, the news will be ” blahh blahh 365 people have died..” that kind of thing?

Maybe an evil villian is responsible for bird flu and SARS.

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Okay i need a break. My laughing heena colleagues have sucessfully damaged my brain.

Helllloooooo!

You know actually i thought of something i want to blog about when i was drifting off to lalaland last night.

And now is my to blog about it since my butt is sitting oh so comfortably on my chair whereby the cushion had already been flatten and nicely shaped to the curves of my bum.

But the thing is..

I FORGOT WHAT I THOUGHT ABOUT LAST NIGHT. -.-”

P.S Remmeber my last post? It says password protected doesn’t it? I didn’t know wordpress has this function!!! So cool isn’t it?!

P.S.S I thought it was freaking cool that i can’t help but stare at my blog when i was surfing the net in the office.

P.S.S.S This is abit repeatative but.. It’s still so freaking cool!!

P.S.S.S.S Drats. I’ll be eating steamboat for lunch and dinner. *pukes*

Wahhhh, i’m super gan choing now.

Do you think my wallet is in the office? Do you? Do you?? *cold sweat*

I mean my IC is not in it so $100 bucks won’t fly away. But the thing is ah…

Well..

My office pass is inside my wallet!! You know the kind of office where you need pass to get the automatic door to open for you?

YAH! IT’S IN MY WALLET! AND MY WALLET’S MISSING!

*DANNG!*

Still remmeber my supervisor was saying:

“This one must return to the company wan lehh, don’t lose it hor.”

JIALAT.. 2nd week only know! And i’m already in trouble. -.-”

 

Updated:

Good lord i found my wallet! It’s sitting ever so comfortably on my desk (Well, not really mine. It belonged to another colleague but i’m always sitting at his desk so i claim it as my own.) with its playboy icon winking at me in delight. Ahhhhhhhh… my precious precious wallet with the office pass in it.

I feel like my heart can fly-.. hey, wait a minute. AM I BLOGGING IN THE OFFICE?!

GOODNESS ME! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? *shake head*

Hey yo everyone!

Happy cheena new year! (:

 

Updated:

(Mummy say I’m not suppose to say anything bad on cheena new year. So pardon me if there’s alot of canceling.)

Oh fuck crap goodness me! I can’t find my wallet!! *DANG!*
I’m so dead upset. But i don’t remmeber taking it out. Weird, i’m going to pray very VERY hard it’s at the office.
ARGHHHH!!!!

*Somehow not saying anything bad just makes the sentences not seem right. -.-” Like “I’m so upset“? PLEEEESE! *ROLL EYES*

“Nah, take one and eat.”

“Don’t want.”

“Take leh.. I got alot leh. Cannot finish.”

“Don’t want….!”

*famous pout from me*

“… i want purple one.”

“No more already.”

“Than i don’t want to eat..”

“I give you my heart you don’t want! How come like that?!”

“…”

“Hehehehehe. Faster take! Cannot reject my heart.”

“Okay la okay la. I’ll eat up your heart.” *smirk*

“No lor. You must melt my heart cause when you put the sweet in your mouth, it melts ma!”

“……….. like that also can. Win liao lor..”

“Hehehehehe, of course!

 

Aiyo!
I want it can!
*grumble*

 

It’ll make a good valentine gift.
Or a friendship gift.
*hint*
:(

Oh gosh Oh gosh Oh gosh!!

One week of study break in here. Which also means EXAMS ARE COMING!

CRAPCRAPCRAP!

I’m so going to take leave from blogging. But i might blog when i’m bored of studying. Anyway, I’ll be back in two weeks time.

For now, let’s say hello to nerdy jasmne.

This is an old picture of mine

 

P.S Don’t worry. i didn’t straighten my hair. This is just an old picture. (:

P.S.S I’m selling a very nice top at ebay. Do take a look okay? The starting is only 10 bucks anyway. (:

Here’s a picture of it:

 Do bid for it over here:

http://cgi.ebay.com.sg/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=017&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&viewitem=&item=270082870519&rd=1&rd=1 

I was waiting for the train to go back home the other day with my cousin when i suddenly realise she’s rather bo liao.

Cousin: “OH!!!”
ME:(??? What happen? Handphone never take or wallet lost is it?!) “What happen?!”
Cousin: (frown at handphone) “I realise i got double chin.”
ME: “-.- CHEY!! I thought what happen to you la!”
Cousin: (ignore me and mumbles to herself) “Having live for 18 years and now than i realise i got double chin. Wth?! Too late man.. *sigh*”
ME: “You really very bo liao leh.”
Cousin: “It’s true lor!! You see our pictures!” *puts handphone infront of me*
ME:
“You really bo liao, i swear i’ll wack you one day. I’m going to blog about this.”
Cousin: “…”


-.-”

I wonder what did you do..

..to make me so in lurve with you.

Did i mention that our 11th month is over and our one year anniversary is coming? Could it be the last ‘drama’ that let me realise how much i do love him? (: Perhaps i will never know, but one thing is for sure.

I LOVE THAT BOY WITH ALL MY HEART.

And the feeling is growing stronger everyday.

*If you notice, this might be the most mushy post you’ll ever see on my blog. Even i don’t say such things to my friends. So this really meant something.

Sidetrack abit:

Anyway, i just came back from his house. Finally see his ah ma again! Been soo long. (: And the first thing she say is “Mei mei ah! So long never see you already!”. Yeah, i’m called mei mei now. -.-

But nevermind, she say she missed me! (: (: (:

I miss ah ma too. She’s so nice. And we chatted and talk about TV, about food, about almost everything. And guess what? She even scold(in a joking manner of course) ZW for me! *insert evil laughter*

And i chat with his daddy over dinner since he cooked (includes my favourite egg with onion omlette and specially for me!) and made me drink the whole bowl of soup if not he say “Drink finish ah! If not cannot go home”. -.-

LOL.

Ohh! And ah ma invited me to her birthday dinner. OMG. I’ll see all his uncles, aunties, cousin and everyone. OMG!

Although i had seen some of his aunties and uncles and cousin, it still freaks me out to see the whole full army of them. MY gosh. But ah ma kept assuring me that there’s nothing to be afraid of and just call ZW to introduce me and everything. See? I told you ah ma is very nice. (:

But still… *shivers*

(: Guess i would go if nothing crops up. ARGH. *stress*

Somebody pass me the Mr.Happy Kit. (Inside joke)

 

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