May 6, 2007
See la! If i never update it’s one week or more. And when i finally do, 2 in a day! =.=
Anyway, an inspiration hit me hard in the head (not literally you moron.) and BOM! I made a blog skin.
This one is about friends. (:
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I’m adding this to 
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April 23, 2007
1. She absolutely needs to have this special pants with her when she goes to bed. There’s a pocket where her fingers just can’t stop touching. It used to be pillow cases but i guess it had evolve into pocket edges after the pillow cases got throw away/torn/decomposed/shred to pieces.
Here’s the gross part. When she was really little, she used to insist that her parents sniff her pillow case. Reason is she find that it smelled absolutely heavenly.
Funny part was, her parents actually obliged. (Although they almost died after that.)
2. She baby talks to her dog and kisses her dog at least twice a day. Heck, i think the one and only living thing that has the most number of her kisses is her dog.
She’s so obsessed with her dog she used to share paddle pop (ice cream on a stick) with her dog. How to you may ask? The dog and her will lick the ice cream together. One on each side.
But that is until her dog’s breathe start getting too stinky.
3. She is kinda sadistic. She will scream and shout for no reason. More often, she will sneak up on her parents or dog and shout real loud just to see them jump.
It gives her the utmost satisfaction and you’ll see her grinning from ear to ear the rest of the day.
Of course, she would do it again if she had the chance. You just have to watch your back.
4.She is able to bark exactly like her dog. She sound so alike that most often than not, her dog was scolded for nothing.
Nowadays, she is almost able to hold a barking conversation with her dog. It’s interesting to see how her dog actually responses when she ‘barks’.
If you’re going to drop a comment about this, forget it. She will not be amused.
5. She talks to herself if life gets too tough and she felt like there’s no one to talk to. Sometimes she gets so engross that she would forget there’s people nearby.
In the end, she is just being stared at.
6. She and her cousin shares a weird telepathy. They would often say the same thing at the same time or they’ll know what the other is thinking about without saying anything.
There’s once they went to Malaysia with Jasmne’s family for some seafood. And a freaky thing happened.
Waitress: Table for how many miss?
Cousin: 5 pls.
Jasmne nodded and approached a table meant for 5.
Her parents joined them at the table and the waitress bough 4 cups.
Jasmne: Daddy, why only 4 cups ah?
Dad: Only got mummy, me, u and mei qin. Four what. Than how many u want?
Jasmne & Cousin : *Gasp*
Somehow both of they felt that there was been five of them all along.
Freaky telepathy eh?
March 6, 2007
OMFG!
It’s so cool! There’s an earthquarke somewhere and over at my office, we can all feel it! Only for me, it felt like my chair is moving. -.-”
Hey, my chair is moving.
Must be huixian trying to disturb me. *turn around*
No one leh. *move chair away from table and look at my legs and chair*
Weird, i’m not moving but my chair seems to be moving.
Shyt la! Must be got ghost!
No, calm down. Must be my head dizzy from the MP3.
*take out MP3*
*sound from colleages*
“Ahhh!! So scary! i’m moving!!*
“Yahhh!!”
“I’m going downstairs man!!”
OOOOkay, so i’m not the only one feeling it.
This ghost is fully haunting our office!!
“Must be got earthquarke!”
Ohhh, earthquarke. Why didnt i think of that. -.-” *heads downstair*
Still, it was cool! And the things people say during breaks are simply hilarious.
…. Oh Earthquarke ah! No wonder soo many leaves fell from the trees.
Like major DIAO!
“Ohhh this is earthequarke ah?!”
“If not than you think what? Seasick ah?!”
HAHAHAHA. Even saw a news reporter interviewing some people. Damn, these people are fast man! Within half an hour come already.
So many shops were closed and you should see the crowd from concourse! Whoa.
(: (: (: Damn i love it. And shyt, i’m sick for loving it.
We were laughing like mad at all the fuss people are making over the tremour. We must be happiest people around. People must really think that the tremour had really scared the crap out of us and gotten to our brains. -.-”
Updated:
OMGOMFG!!!
There’s a second tremour! And this time it’s stronger!
It’s getting scarier but fun-er. But this time my supervisor got leg cramps and so the whole office waited for her. Look at my team spirit! My life is on the line can!
I better get an A for my IPP!
Hehehehehehehe, i’m grining like mad and my mum is freaking out like mad. (:
February 11, 2007
Well, i spend my saturday night editing a video. A video about an angel, an angel that bought smiles to my face. (:
Enjoy.
February 8, 2007
I’ve come to realise that the occassional (thank god!) weirdos who add me on msn can be really entertaining especially when you got nothing to do. So what i do when i’m bored and there’s a entertainer, i play along. (:
I mean i know he’s a weirdo. Heck, Just look at his display pic! I’m a buddist and all la, but who the heck will actually put that?!
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January 17, 2007
Since I’m one of the unfortunates that have to take a bus to school everyday unless my father generously offers to give me a lift, I’ve certainly picked up certain behaviors that i find rather annoying amusing.
And so, Here’s a few tips for all of you.
Note: All this tips will work extremely well in a packed bus!
#1 Squeeze your way through rugby style!
Be seated at the bustop and eye the bus you want to board. When it arrives, let your fellow victims queue themselves in front of the entrance of the bus. This is crucial if you want to maximize annoyance. Just when the entrance door opens, push your way through (ruby style!) to the front. Elbow jab, arms fats pushing, hip pushing, whatever you can just do it! Sneer at their accusing looks but “Tsk!” loudly if anyone dares pushes you back.
Annoyance level: **
#2 Camp at the front of the bus!
The perfect place for this tip is the space between the 2nd double seat of the bus and the 2nd double seat behind the bus driver. Stand there while your little victims pack themselves like tuna in the front of the bus! However, do note that there might be victims whom will try to squeeze pass you. Fret not! Instead, give them the glare while you “TSK!!” loudly when they knock into you. Ignore glares and comments that asks you to move in, instead, take out your latest ipod nano and stick the earphones into your ear. Blast the music and enjoy the killers glares.
Annoyance level: ****
#3. Flick your hair!
If you have long hair, all the better! Tie it up in a high ponytail and stand as close to anyone as you can. If possible, find victims that are wearing sleeveless. Annoyance level will definitely increase. Victims with long sleeves will not be able to feel the full impact of your dry, brittle and prickings of your damage hair! When your position is secured, turn your head right and left! Ignore your victims blatant stare, instead, flick even more! Show off your long and hairy weapon!
Annonyance level: ***
#4. Take up double seats!
If you’re able to find empty double seats, take them! In fact, take both of them! One for you, one for your bag! See? Just nice. Promptly pretend to fall asleep if you’re feeling a little less courageous. What? Your bag deserves the right to have a seat just like any one of your staring victims. Don’t worry, there’s nothing wrong at all!
Annoyance level: **
#5 Pillow Bag fight!
Always carry a big and bulky bag when you board a pack bus. Firstly, let it swing freely while you’re pushing your way through the bus. Just let it hit and bang every victim that happened to be seated beside you. This is exceptionally effective if the contents of your bag is heavy and have pointed corners. Secondly, when you secure a position, look out for a nearest victim that is right beside you. Now you have two choices. One is to let the corners of your bag occasionally jab into your victim’s sides or Two, let your bag push your little victim aside so that you have more space. Pretend to be enjoying the view around when evil glares is subjected to your direction.
Annoyance level: ***
#6 Let’s play some music!
Have that favorite song that you just can’t stop listening to? Even hearing it 45 times in an hour is okay with you? Great! With your sophisticated taste, everyone must love it too! Therefore, play it on your handphone (No ear phone needed!) and repeat it for the entire journey. Before you know, the whole bus of victims will have memorized the entire lyrics of the song! Isn’t it perfect? If you’re feeling timid, put on earphones than. But remember to blast it so loud that the victims around are able to hear the song loud and clear.
Annoyance level: **
#7. Squeeze your way to the door 5 mins before the bus reaches your stop!
This might get a little tricky. Make sure you choose the perfect timing when everyone is packed at the alighting exit of the bus. If such opportunity arises, grab it! 5 to 10 minutes before your stop, make your way to the exit. Make sure you push your way through! Do not hesitate and allow your fellow victims to steady themselves while they free their hand to let you pass. When you have successfully done so, stand in front of the exit to let them sulk behind your back. So what if they lost their balance? Your stop is reaching you know! Anyway, Come on, don’t tell me they can’t even balance themselves in a moving bus with someone practically breathing down their necks? It can’t be that difficult, I’m sure they can squeeze a little for you. No problem!
Annoyance level: ***
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So far, that’s about all. So what’s your favourite tactic of torturing victims on the bus? Share!
If you have no experience at all, what’s are you doing? Start annoying others today!
December 3, 2006
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This has been added to my DeviantART.
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