OH ME GOSH!
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I’m oh so very happy can! (:
April 6, 2007
Hello peeps!
It’s been so freaking long since i made any blogskins isn’t it? Well, i made one yesterday. And i *ehem* lurve it. (:
I forgot to mention: this only works in Internet Explorer!! ):
BUT!
If you want it to work in firefox, pls edit these in the div id=blog area:
Change the top to 0 and left to 200.
top: 0; left:200;
Like that it should work in firefox but not in IE. So choose which you want ba! (:
Here’s a screenshot of how it looked like:
Click here for a preview!
Click here to download!
I’ve added this to my blogskin acct.
Do go over and comment or rate it if you can hor!! If you’re too lazy, comment here ba! (:
I’m so happpy!
April 5, 2007
You should always watch where you’re going no matter where you are. Especially the guys. Seriously, you should. You never know what you will bump into or who you will bump into. And sometimes, what you bump into can be really really painful.
Have you ever seen a travellator? Well, if you haven, this is how it looks like.
I was on my way home the other day and i must say i was extremely amused.
A guy was infront of me reading a magazine. He was so engross in his magazine that he walked straight into the handrail of the travellator instead.
Have you any idea how hard the handrail is? More importantly, do you know where the extremely hard handrail hit?
Here’s a clue:
The poor xiao ji ji
It came into contact with something of his that will most probably hurt the most.
A group of guys behind us went “OOwwwww” as if they could almost feel the pain themselves while the rest of us went:
Oh! And the look on his face. CLASSIC.
I guess i was kind enough to hold down my laughter (which is extremely hard indeed) until he was out of sight before laughing like mad. LMAO!!
I’m a bandaged chicken!
One thing’s for sure, i bet that guy won’t be taking his eyes off where he’s going for a very long time. Like i said, you’ll never know what you will bump into and how much it migh hurt. LOL.
P.S I went out with my TAN ZHI JUAN the other day! Been soooooo long my dear! *hugs* I missed you dear. (:
April 2, 2007
On Msn:
Annoying Friend: EHHH! Your computer kana virus ah?
ME: Ah? No la.
Annoying Friend: How come keep sending me nude sites wan?
ME: HUH?! SERIOUS AH?!
Annoying Friend: Yah la! Than got nude pictures somemore. But no need scare la, not your nude pictures.
ME: HUH?!?!?! OMFG!! Than how like that?!
Annoying Friend: Than your blog also kana i think. All the words like weird leh than got nude pictures there also..
ME: MY BLOG?!
*open browser and quickly view blog*
ME: No leh, it looks normal to me leh.
Annoying Friend: Don’t know la. Like not right like that.
ME: *almost die of heart attack*
Annoying Friend: APRIL FOOL!! WHOO!!
ME:……………. KNS LA YOU! WAH PIANGS!! DON’T EVER DO THAT TO ME SIA!
ME: I GOT A WEAK HEART CAN!
ME: IDIOT YOU, I CURSE YOU LA!
ME: MAY YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS AND NEVER EVER SATISFIED ANY WOMAN!
Annoying Friend: … sibeh cruel.
March 27, 2007
Blogs with music annoys the shit out of me.
It really sucks getting scared the daylight out of you when you’re randomly visiting blogs and techno blast through your speaker out of nowhere. It’s even more irritating when you’re enjoying some music when it miraculously transforms into a remix. Sorry but Beyonce’s irreplaceable and Jay chou’s Dad, i’m back don’t particularly sound nice together.
Of course, if it’s in the HTML of the blog’s template, that’s still tolerable cause you can always click on the stop button in your internet toolbar and the music stops. (If you didn’t know this, wa la! Now you know. Congrats.)
But it those with players are the ones that really gets on my nerve. You practically have to search the whole freaking blog before you can switch it off. And trust me, by the time you find that annoying player, the song had long ended and on it’s replay. Of course, that is if you had stayed long enough to search for the player rather than just aiming for the red X to freedom.
Sometimes though, it seems the blogger deliberatly wants to piss you off. After combing the freaking blog, you stopped the player and thought to yourself, “YES! NO MORE HORRIBLE MUSIC!” and just as you were to dance your victory dance, you hear “..Mai go an ni pa wo ma ma.” (lyrics from Jay chou’s Dad, i’m back.)
NABEH!
This idiot put like one player per post or something! And the music you just heard is not a remix of beyonce and jay chou. It’s an orchestra of jay chou, beyonce, shakira, shaggy and coco lee.
Little wonders why this button seem extremely attractive at times like that.
March 24, 2007
I found out that i had this post saved for some time now. Okay, so here goes. Recently i’m stress out of my head for the dinner and dance coming up for our company. So off iw ent calling up suppliers in regards for sponsorship of the gifts.
So expected, they arn’t exactly what I’ll call nice.
*those in bold is spoken by me.
“Hi good morning!”
“Urm.”
“May i speak to Mr Toh pls?”
“Arr-station”
“.. sorry?”
“Arrr station”
“Erm.. out station?” What the hell is that?
“Yah.”
“Erm, you mean he’s not around?”
“Yah.”
“Oh okay. Thanks by-..
*hang up*
And.. i got hanged up. ):
“Hi good morning!”
“Yah?”
“I’m calling from Bintan Resort Ferries, was wondering if you receive any fax regarding our sponsorship of prizes for Dnd?”
“Uh? No, we didn’t receive anything.”
“Oh, cause i send the fax over some time ago. Should i fax it over again?”
“What number did you fax to?”
“6XXX XXX”
“No, it’s completely wrong.”
“Oh really? Than what’s your fax number?” Ohgosh, so embrassing! Super supervisor gimme so many wrong information. GGRRR.
“What company are you looking for?”
“XXX company?”
“You got it wrong.”
“Ohh, so what company are you?”
“Who are you looking for?”
“No i mean, you said i got the wrong fax right? So what company is this?”
“It doesn’t matter. Who are you looking for?”
“… er.. oo..okay. Thanks.” Bitch.
*hang up*
I wonder how much mean-er can they get?
*ring ring ring*
*more ring ring ring*
“Auto machine: The number you just called.”
*5 seconds*
“Is currently unavailable!” <- very cheery voice!
“…”
-.-” What a happy machine i must say.
“Ring ring ring”
“Blossom paper product pte ltd”
*pause for 5 second*
“Hi, i’m calli-”
“Hi, i’m currently not at my desk, blahh”
“…” Oh, it’s a recorded voice.
I have no idea whether to be amuse or to puke blood.
Anyway, i was on my mum’s bed dying to pee but was unable to cause my mum’s in the toilet taking her own sweet time so i threaten to pee in her bed.
“Mummy, i need to pee. Urgently.“
“Come and pee la.”
“You think the toilet very big is it?”
“Than you wait awhile lor.”
“Cannot! I want to pee already. Okay, i’m going to pee in your bed.”
“Hm.” *ignores me*
“Mummy..”
“What?”
“What will you do if i really pee in your bed ah?”
“Go to your room lor”
“Huh? For what?”
“Pee on your bed lar!”
“….”
March 22, 2007
(: Just some camwhoring.
P.S Actually i got a whole series. Okay, i shall upload one every post. Gee, it’ll last me for months!
This has been added to my deviant art.
And er.. i was about to bathe when i cam whore. Yah, i was butt naked. -.-
Serious case of cam whore addiction.
March 21, 2007
I was on my way home when i saw this.
Tell me, what’s wrong with this picture?
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No idea?
Don’t you think that the girl looks like a caveman holding their legendary club?!
WOAH. Instead of inviting guest, they have used a new and innovative way!
If we invite and they don’t come, FORCE THEM TO COME!
O.O!!!
You tell me! If it’s you, you DARE TO DON’T GO MEH?
She want to me to crawl in there i also crawl can!
March 20, 2007
This is getting worse. -.-”
I wanted to go for hip hop last night. But like a professional, i promptly fell asleep and when i wake up, what time is it?
10.45pm.
Dang!
Yawns. I still feel like sleeping now. Like what the hell isn’t it? I’m bloodly sitting in the office all day. Why the hell am i so tired?! And they say admin is an easy job. -.-
March 19, 2007
The results are yesterday night. Compared to past sem, i’ve improved!
But still no sign of As. ):
But at least i get Bs this time?
I had a chat with my cousin some time ago and i invited her for a sleepover. But she rejected me very forcefully with the bold and capital letters with exclaimation mark style with the reason of the spooks.
Somehow i’m kind of sad from that. So that’s what sparks off the emo entry.
Is my house really that scary? (I know it’s scary but such things never happen when i’m with someone. Only when i’m alone..)
Oh well, nevermind.
I’m going to blog about all the ghostly encounters in one long entry someday. Than i wonder how many people will get spooked. Hell, maybe those ghost hunters or something might even visit my house. (:
March 17, 2007
March 15, 2007
Aye aye aye.
Work had been extremely tiring. Everyday it’s the same.
After work, sleep in dad’s car.
Reach home, imediately faint on my bed and i’m knock out for 2 hours. (And i’m the kind that will not go to bed if i’m not bathe. But since work start, i guess i cant help it. ):)
Wake up eat, bathe and on the computer for 1 hour max.
Go to bed and sleep.
My eyes are getting darker panda style. @.@
See? I have no life. I hate working life.
You know i always have this idea about life.
we grow up -> study -> work -> get married -> have kids -> time to die.
):
And ms tan zhi juan, when you want to meet me? Your birthday is over for so long and your present is rotting alrdy.
P.S I realise my ghostly encounters seems to attract commentors. (: interesting. XD
Maybe i should blog about my encounters in the past. (Only i will blog about them when i’m in the office, i will never blog about when i’m in my room. I just have this thinking that if i blog about it in my room, the thing will know i know about it and haunt me even more. Confusing isn’t it?)
Should i or should i not. hmmmmms.
What do you think, my friends?
March 8, 2007
I am quite reluctant to type up this post because i want people to focus on the poll and help me help on my hair.
BUT.
I’m feeling so freaking bored and The weirdest thing happened last night.
12:10am
I was on my bed enjoying my book, “Be More Chill”.
Ohhh, look at the time! I better go to bed or tommorow i’ll be zombified. I thought as i yawns and stretch. But instead of going straight to bed, i got up and headed to the loo. On my way out, i switched on my fan.
12:30am
I was suddenly aware that i seem to be shaking. Fuck, why am i shaking?! Is it the earthquarke again? I turned and change my position until i’m on my back. Just to make sure i’m not imagining the ‘moving’.
Yes, there’s no mistake. It’s moving. Or rather i’m moving. Or is it my bed shaking? Could it really be the earthquarke?
What should i do? Should i go look for dad and mum? Should i wake them up? Did they felt the moving? But wait, didn’t daddy say our area isn’t affected by the earthquarke?
I sat up and looked out the window. No one seem to be in any panic and i don’t hear anyone screaming or talking about the shake.
That’s weird. But i still feel the shaking! Unless, it’s only in my room…?
I turned and faced the some air refreshing machine in my room. It’s half filled with water. I thought if it’s really the earthquarke, the water should be moving. but the thing is, the water is as still as it can be.
So it’s not the earthquarke. It suddenly seems familar to one of the haunting my room used to have.
No, it can’t be. It didn’t happen for so long. It can’t be.
But something else made me froze. My heart missed a beat.
The fan.. it’s switched off.
The fan was still on when i returned from the loo.
I hadn’t fell asleep since i return.
I was on my bed all the time.
And No one came into my room.
March 7, 2007
You know what? Much as i liked my curly hair.. I kinda missed my long and straight hair. ):
Some says i look better with straight hair, others says i look beautiful with curly hair. So which which which??
Do you think i should get my hair rebonded again? Vote pls! Pretty pls..
Head over here and vote!
http://www.pollpub.com/straight-hair-or-curly-hair.aspx
Or if you’re lazy, can always comment here.
Haixxx, which one?!?!!??!
Examples:
Straight hair:
Curly hair:
March 6, 2007
OMFG!
It’s so cool! There’s an earthquarke somewhere and over at my office, we can all feel it! Only for me, it felt like my chair is moving. -.-”
Hey, my chair is moving.
Must be huixian trying to disturb me. *turn around*
No one leh. *move chair away from table and look at my legs and chair*
Weird, i’m not moving but my chair seems to be moving.
Shyt la! Must be got ghost!
No, calm down. Must be my head dizzy from the MP3.
*take out MP3*
*sound from colleages*
“Ahhh!! So scary! i’m moving!!*
“Yahhh!!”
“I’m going downstairs man!!”
OOOOkay, so i’m not the only one feeling it.
This ghost is fully haunting our office!!
“Must be got earthquarke!”
Ohhh, earthquarke. Why didnt i think of that. -.-” *heads downstair*
Still, it was cool! And the things people say during breaks are simply hilarious.
…. Oh Earthquarke ah! No wonder soo many leaves fell from the trees.
Like major DIAO!
“Ohhh this is earthequarke ah?!”
“If not than you think what? Seasick ah?!”
HAHAHAHA. Even saw a news reporter interviewing some people. Damn, these people are fast man! Within half an hour come already.
So many shops were closed and you should see the crowd from concourse! Whoa.
(: (: (: Damn i love it. And shyt, i’m sick for loving it.
We were laughing like mad at all the fuss people are making over the tremour. We must be happiest people around. People must really think that the tremour had really scared the crap out of us and gotten to our brains. -.-”
Updated:
OMGOMFG!!!
There’s a second tremour! And this time it’s stronger!
It’s getting scarier but fun-er. But this time my supervisor got leg cramps and so the whole office waited for her. Look at my team spirit! My life is on the line can!
I better get an A for my IPP!
Hehehehehehehe, i’m grining like mad and my mum is freaking out like mad. (:
